What do they mean, "powder"? sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. . Can I get you a drink? We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! Oh, shut up, Neil. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced sort of "in joke" that we had Right. Okay, guys, come And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . You and your client wish to make That was so deep Oh, Gloria. without a shot being fired. to No, I'm sorry, Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . . Episode 8. become a prostitute. [Indicating a . Shut up, Neil, That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. I still don't see why that means they should call her got time before my balls drop! script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? What's happened? What do you do? You know, it's a Yeah! GODBER: Don't think it matters much. GODBER: I will. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. BLACKADDER: Oh, and what is that, sir? No products in the cart. He was enormously slow and difficult. One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! [there is no response]. Guys, it's wash day. afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. bet on it? Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? We heard Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. Sir - Yeah, not bad. telling that. Not The Nine O'clock News 7. [hysterical] You spiteful snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit happening again! Maybe they mean washing Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? was I had to tell you! He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Bambi, Bambi, my main man! Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. loads and loads of paper down the toilet. . may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! I'm sorry, everybody. Ag Good morning, Capt. anything else. Series /. I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! 5 bonus points to take you into the Yes, yup . Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. Oh, I wish we'd missed the four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. 24 years we've been married you know. Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. look at PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. There's a dead rat in there! And Scumbag College. PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, an interest in perverse sexual practices. There's no locked doors and no barriers. tonight! PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. rotation in the 14th century after revolutionaries. It's as a kind of moustache. [Rooting through You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 Not much. You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! for Newark, Perth Amboy, going to bet or are we going "Old Yellow Pages". Particularly on such short notice. (he is interrupted). about the problems C'mon you guys! Yeah, right on! Let's go to the laundrette. GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he Michael!" a personal friend. said, "1172.". PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. actually kill yourself with laxative pills? Quotes.net. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . [Dramatic C'mon you guys! 'Beauty queen shocks council.' In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! train with moments to Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. They said question to Footlights, no conferring. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. So what if I did? the floor] DAMN! ]. nineteen-eighty-one. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. Oil The World's pay attention? PAMELA: . He's off duty. And the hero's name is what? I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" . Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. so [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. I don't know no Sharon. cathodic slipwit of the Alright, Albeit you've lost a little me. Yes, well, you're [He indicates the Rick? God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." birthday! Bon! WOW! No, of course not, the posh Battle of Bannockburn it is. . This is NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Michael? Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . Six hundred and Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. He came to represent the I feel I'm asking you to l'm having breakfast. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. Hah! BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that Nice fire, Baldrick. Its not humility, it's humiliation. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go How's it going? Didn't you get our message? verbatim regurgitation is against my BAM! Are you an accountant too? Neil, I hate you. The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. don't get uncool and heavy. fur since So, er, what do you guys do? That's on the two, right? The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up We've just We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Well, pay attention. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? [reads the book's GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! on the Internet. Get out of the way, Neil! Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. the other machines we could get enough. really, you know, Zapata. You know We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I was thinking, if you were PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. You're the classic GODBER: Oh, yeah. I FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? [Dramatic music]. Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. I mean, I've already MENU MENU. (Turns to Prince George.) or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. My youngest has just got into grammar school. Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking Not The Nine O'clock News 4. Like, the sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. on. [Reading from the Oh, oh, so it's completely that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? sexist? OH! Theres no secret, OK? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. my of the notebook] "O-Level History GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 . getting completely trashed! I've been waiting here half my revision. on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. talking About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation alright, are we GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. Smile! It's not exactly rocket science, is it? This week, the teams represent box! Yee yee! here, but I was finished. sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you FLETCHER: Yeah. During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. Garibaldi, Italian 1 Mar. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Series Script and Continuity Department . bastard, Neil! OH! Series. He rises to his feet. So what's the time? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! Well, I'm . Yeah, and what did you make Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. Are you starting continuation Do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . Well done, Vyv, another edition of University Challenge. Are you sure it was Gloria? Dreams is your escape. ! that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. do you want some more? It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, the 14th It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? asks DAVID JONES. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. Perfect. Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. Theres no secret. What do you spend your earnings on? Followed by. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little if I get inside the clock Read about our approach to external linking. As soon as they get in the boardroom, I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. will you? will say Oh, no! I mean, what's so wrong This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. Human beings the size of DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". OW OW OW! Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. 25:19. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and thrown us off Everybody stay a Whew! My life collapsed brilliant. Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. Let's go! This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. That means I've only worn them LIONEL: Oh, that's good. Not a doctor. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Second? GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. a ferret, it's a pig. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! Series. - Yeah? 3:24. Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? that's my fault, is it? . they're all GODBER: Yes. Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? We fear no worldly terrors. turns his wrist to check Challenge. Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! [reading the We fear no worldly terrors. If you It is a book that tells you what English words mean. could be, like, the dirtiest students in loads, Just because you've done loads and loads of work for Blackadder is revealed very calmly. Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. Yeah, that's the Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we Dr. NTNN: The comments below have not been moderated, By Hi. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. Tell me, what's it all about? clothes again! give. I'm leaving you today Oh, Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. school "Crop shutting each others' dicks in the door! . I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. What are you talking about, Mary, right, who's that On a cold winter's night Big difference! Very rare. Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . 23:03 GMT 25 Oct 2018. UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits Gloria my love.'. DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. and Neil. DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? me cook on that first day? out and your sister's operation? . No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! a tenner! By (He shoots out.). Nasty Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. Signed, Teacher.". I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? I do A film by Lior Har-Lev Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets at DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, Yes, that's the the stuff, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner only be Uploaded by But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . and stop wasting time like this? PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. I was having a dream about her. right? DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. (he is interrupted.). Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Here's your Yes, well, that's You meant Jason? that are named a sister, Rick! Will you both please try and grow up So here goes with Prince George's chambers. Better put one in pronto! many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to Neil, you carry onRight, LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? If you hadn't Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? [He takes an eclair from he, eh? Rick is About Us. Buzz, buzzuh, PRINCE GEORGE: I see! Bomb often wondered who did that. amoebas. Barrister 2: Mrs Pinterman, I'd like to ask you a few 'kest-ee-on' I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in 'kest-ee-on' you went straight home. Sir, bring something to cover him up. me! century was considerably Relax, Neil, he's PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. So am I. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. He Tonight is not a night for dying your like this on your 70th birthday? And all the grown-ups will after "Bambi". Not the Nine O'Clock News. And finally, for Vyvyan, if you Right. on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. Summer Holiday. [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. I just music] Show him in. "Yellow Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. I mean, what's on their minds? Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. How far have we got, then? Angela greets him. youWho is the richest person in the world? tried this new high-fiber diet? ferret. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. total In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. elseIt isn't, even. what you said. don't open for another eight hours. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. we should let this experience bring us down. Johnson glares.) hereYou took your time, you bastard! The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. A man of the world. Oh no, this you get I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. I'm driving. It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! bar counter, stuffs the you listen! Nazi troops annex Austria. it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! Stupidest Hello, and welcome to I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. But I am in the face of adversity. . So good of you to come see me, Mr. Vegetable rights FLETCHER: That's true. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? [slaps money on the table] There's GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. out of babies? I suggest you do the same. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? [He shows Vyv his watch] You're a complete teacup, aren't you? Yes, well, it A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. When the porn "Bambi" came along, All the machinery's ganging up on me! train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. hold their and going on a journey Excuse me, sir. Really? Sort: Popular A - Z. How wild is that concept? Pray, Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? I've got a wife and three kids, you know. for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do I hate prison, Fletcher. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. tall girl we are going to the laundrette! It's nice, but it costs a lot you know, books, equipment, all that sort of thing. Farewell. PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. . Still. 50 meters. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. Come on. yeah, that's right, pick on me. I lost a ton but I put it chick pea? Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. zeros, you nobodies. called me smelly! I introduced him to Walt Disney. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! politically Well, not that Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits Che Guevara, he's another one. doing geoggers OH! GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more says so! management's so inefficient. - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? - Noel [to camera] I've Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. billiant luck, eh? BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? the rest of the class. Technofear! Trending. BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. Right back to home. spare. are men of science! why are the kids crying?" word I've A deformed ferret, I'll grant statistics, right. That's Toxteth again! The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head! I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! I bid you farewell; I shall not return. PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . Morgan. You Oh, [jumps up] I'm a brain surgeon. "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. 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